PreGame with BWO: Summerslam 2026 / Night 1
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- Aug 1
- 5 min read
(TGBH) Wake up, wake up mafakas! It’s the 1st of the month and it’s the 1st night of Suuuuuuuuuuuuperslam (Summerslam) action. The buildup to this event has been filled with ridicule and complaints by the IWC and I only have one answer to that, dont watch. Cant make a “statement” if everyone’s still tuning in anyway. I mean, if you hate it so much, why not go watch something else? I like to take what I can get and will also know what to expect from this brand so its not difficult to move on to the next match. We got six matches tonight and they all should be fun, I hope.
(DSS) SummerSlam got here faster than I could blink, and the last minute blog is a testament to that. The SNME events make the PLE’s have no breathing room…but that’s okay. We love having more wrestling. Let's get to it!
PreGame w/bWo:
SummerSlam 2026 / Night 1
Women’s World Championship
Liv Morgan(c) vs. Iyo Sky
(DSS) I already said I’m in a state of mourning over Liv Morgan on the last mixer I was a part of. Even with that, I need her to win. Iyo is one of the best in the world, and she deserves everything she wants. But Liv has so many better storylines ahead of her, if WWE would actually pull the trigger. Give me Roxy vs. Liv for the title, damnit.
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
Liv Morgan via Pinfall
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
Iyo Sky via Pinfall
Nick Aldis vs. Gunther
(TGBH) Folks already kicking this match down, but I say it’s got the potential to steal the show. We have two former World Heavyweight Champions going at it simply because Gunther is an angry Karen with management. But Aldis aint a punk ass manager that’s just gonna take a beating. After they finally threw hands on Smackdown, Aldis threw Gunther into a Texas Cloverleaf with such quick and fluid movement, almost as if he hasn’t missed a day in the ring. This match is gonna be a silent contender for match of the night and I got a feeling this won’t be the last time.
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
Nick Aldis via Submission
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
Nick Aldis via TKO
Hell in a Cell
Oba Femi vs. Brock Lesnar
(TGBH) This is…it? The hype has turned this into a “Lesnar has never lost in the cell” because we all know the machine loves to add tag lines to everything. This feud has been fun, it’s put over Oba Femi massively and despite one loss in this feud, it hurts no one to lose to someone like Brock Lesnar. We probably wont see these two beasts climb the cell and fight at the top, but boy would I love to see Femi chase Heyman into forcing him to climb up the cell to escape Femi. We may not see Lesnar for a while after this one, and I got a feeling he’ll pop right back up when Oba inevitably wins a World Heavyweight championship.
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
Oba Femi via Pinfall
Darkstat Shady's Pick:
Oba Femi via Pinfall
Fatal Influence vs. The Bellas and Paige
(DSS) What the fuck is this. Why did we put the straps on Fallon and Lainey, just to not defend the titles at SummerSlam. The Bellas vs. Fatal Influence would have been fantastic. At least this way I get to see Jacy on a PLE, at least. We don’t need the new champs taking an L here, so give me Fatal Influence taking the baton and moving the women’s division forward.
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
Fatal Influence via Pinfall
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
Fatal Influence via Pinfall, Bellas beat up Beige
The Bloodline vs. Solo and Friends
(TGBH) Well, well, well, looks like almost everything I have predicted for this storeeline is coming true. Also, all you fake ass bustas are not allowed in the Solo Sikoa fan club, i aint forgot all the shit yall was talking. Also, for someone who isnt a Not from LA Knight fan, I sure am going up to bat for the guy alot more than his own fanbase. Lake Arkansas Knight is having the run of his career and it may be rewarding him moreso in the near future. Royce Keys has found his spot as well and it makes sense, regardless of what everyone complained about on the internet. This match will be FUN, it will be absurd, and it’s going off the rails all in the name of respecting the Bloodline. There can only be one outcome that makes sense here, and that’s for LA Knight to take his rightful place with the Bloodline.
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
The Bloodline via Pinfall after LA Knight turns on Solo and joins the Bloodline
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
Mr Solo Dolo Sikoa, Louisiana Knight and Royce Keys via Pinfall
WWE Undisputed Universal World Heavyweight Championship
CM Punk(c) vs. Cody Rhodes
(TGBH) Im gonna let Darkstate Shady close this one cause i am not excited for this at all. The Smackdown World Heavyweight division is in shambles all because they had to absolutely put the belt on Sami Zayn. I have no words for this one except maybe Punk will get mad he gets shafted from the MAIN Main event of a PLE, again.
(DSS) Fuck CM Punk. Fuck Sami Zayn for thinking he deserves to be in this match. Fuck Gunther for being boring in the ring. You know what, Fuck Rey Mysterio, too. I need my favorite blondie to win this one. Give me Cody as the 4x Champion so we can get on track for what we deserve. Cody Rhodes vs. Finn Balor. Bullet Club vs. Bullet Club. I need that match more than anything else, and I need this to lead to Finn holding the WWE Undisputed Championship—like he should have had multiple times. I don’t give a fuck about this match, I just care that it leads us to Finn Balor hiding his 37 abs behind the title.
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
We win cause this wont close the show
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
Cody Rhodes via Pinfall
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