When I move, you move. Just like that?
What's cracking folks of the webernets, The Great Brown Hope wants to remind you that you're all Superstars no matter what they say about you. Keep up the good work you do, you'll get far for sure. Kid.
The Great Brown Hope doesn't dance much. Maybe after a couple of henny and red bulls but I dont know. Who cares?
Wrestling has had it's shares of gimmicks and antics, but none have tickled my funny bones like somebody breaking it down and bustin a move. Regal did in fact not just stand there.
Cant tell me dancing doesnt belong in wrestling. In many different capacities there have dancers, boogiers, kanearooniers, and two left footed stompers that became makers of the fondest of memories.
The clock has struck 5 somewhere, which means it's time for another Brown's FIVE at FIVE. This time it's another FAVE FIVE countdown. We're gonna boogie on down to the wrestling dance hall and get crunk yall. So put on your dancing shoes and grab a partner if you wanna dance with somebody.
Now dance focker....DANCE
BROWN'S FAVE FIVE AT 5
FAVE FIVE DANCE MOMENTS
HONORABLE MENTION:
Austin Aries and No Way Jose have a dance off...or do they?
NUMBER 5:
The Funkasaurus Brodus Clay, Naomi, and Cameron debut
NUMBER 4:
Fandango-Mania
NUMBER 3:
Kane saves America, celebrates with a Kane-aroonie
NUMBER 2:
BoomBox Brock....from down the Block
NUMBER 1:
Chris Jericho and Chyna dance with Rikishi and Too Cool
Thanks for tuning in y'all!! Dont forget to hit that little heart icon at the bottom of this post. Enjoy the playlist if you got spotify. Dont forget to follow The Great Brown Hope on the Twitter/X.
@TGr8BrwnHope
Much love yall. Word to your mother.
Playlist
Ludacris ft. Shawnna "Stand Up"
Bee Gees "You Should Be Dancing"
Whitney Houston "I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
Young MC "Bust A Move"
Boy Pablo "Dance, Baby!"
The Offspring "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid"
Fall Out Boy "Dance, Dance"
Lady Gaga ft. Colby O'Donis "Just Dance"
Two Door Cinema Club "What You Know"
Men Without Hats "The Safety Dance"
Immortal Technique "Dance With The Devil"
Ghost "Dance Macabre"
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