Ey yo, yo ey! How in the daylight savings time are ya? Well sprinkle some raisins in my oatmeal cookies why dont ya?
Please dont, I hate raisins.
Calling ALL InteLLexuals! Our time is now!
I invite you all to witness, a King without a Crown!
One of the many pieces of a blossoming team of future stars.
The Son of A Legend
The Stepson of A King
What...?
Are you not down with the King?
Lexis King has been making waves on the NXT brand since signing with the Fed. Gone are the Varsity Blonde Brian Pillman Jr days.
This time things will be different.
Lexis King is on a mission to establish himself as his own man. His own brand. Without using his father's name, even if the resemblance will always say otherwise.
And we all know how WWE loves generational talent. They see something special in Lexis King to be this invested in his character and the work that needs to be done to make said character work. A cockyness that is parallel only to his own charisma, a drive that shows as much promise as longetivity, sprinkled with more than enough swagger and raw talent to warrant his spot in the roster.
Some will hate. Others will ask who made him King of anything. But Lexis King wont be on the NXT roster much longer. Believe that pimp juice, and the pimpin is strong with this one. And there's plenty of talent to help him work up the ranks.
VROOM! THERE'S LEXIS IN A LEXUS!
*Lloyd Banks voice
BROWN'S FIVE AT 5 ISSUE 7
FIVE POTENTAIL FEUDS FOR LEXIS KING
5. CAMERON GRIMES
Former NXT Million Dollar Champion Cameron Grimes hasn't been on TV much. But Cameron Grimes has the experience. He did put over yalls fave Not From LA Knight. Without Cameron Grimes there wouldnt be an LA Knight. Anyway, Grimes got enough skillz that kill to help Lexis King put on a fun match. Cameron Grimes isn't hurt taking a loss or two for the now rising star Lexis King. But Cameron Grimes gets some TV time and maybe gets to transition between NXT and Smackdown to stay in the rotation. Lexis King gets those first national TV match jitters outta the way with a cowboy for a dance partner. Yeehaw.
4. RAUL MENDOZA
Whether he stays with LWO, leaves and rejoins LDF, or goes solo, Raul Mendoza is more than capable of holding his own in the ring. Raul Mendoza deserves some shine as a singles competitor. A dependable journeyman that has been tested through and through, then and now, and still continues to only get better. A feud with Lexis King would get him the attention he needs to show he has been battle tested. If Raul Mendoza doesn't rejoin Legado, Santos may have to hire a hitman (sit down Bret!) to take LWO out one at a time. Raul Mendoza will be first, and that hitman would be Lexis King. And like Cameron Grimes, a loss to Lexis King wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing. With a crowded tag, midcard, and main event scene on either brand, these two guys can fill the in-between spots beautifully and put on a 3.5-4 star match. Let em loose and let em shine. A King versus A Luchador.
3. SOLO SIKOA
It's bound to happen. Lexis King comes out to try to run game on Our Tribal Chief Roman Reigns. But Solo Sikoa will not allow that. Lexis King will have dues to pay. And who better to collect than Solo Sikoa with a quick squash match to add a win to his win column, and a bit of King's bill gets paid in the process. Someone's gotta do it. But he wont disappear into obscurity. Lexis King will persevere, with the added patch on his letterman jacket for having tango'ed with The Bloodline.
2. PETE DUNNE
Pete Dunne has had a hell of a run with the Fed. And the list of opponents he has gone up against will make you question what he was thinking. Pete Dunne went to battle with anyone and everyone. Pete Dunne fears no one. Dunna Gunna has been under all sorts of bright lights in his career and will provide perfect guidance for adding a new layer to Lexis King. Lexis King will have to go out of his element to stand a chance against with the Bruiserweight. And with the WWE Universe behind Pete Dunne at all times, there will surely be new eyes on Lexis King. Who doesnt love Pete Dunne? Who doesnt wanna see Pete Dunne break one or two King's fingers?
1. SETH ROLLINS
Seth Rollins has been and will continue to be the measuring stick for the Fed. If you wanna hang with the big boys, you gotta be able to hang with Seth Freakin Rollins. They can battle it out over who can talk more smack or who has the better haircut. But in the ring Lexis King will get to spar with a future Hall of Famer that can take him to new heights. Seth Rollins is loco enough to push Lexis King over the edge whilst helping him make his own place amongst the.....elite! Lexis King will be a main eventer one day, on either brand. But not til he mixes it up with Seth. Lexis King loses against Seth but comes back a year or two later. Stronger, better, faster. Lexis King's time is coming. Hope you're there to witness his coronation. I know I will.
Thanks for reading y'all!! Dont forget that if you cant afford a car you can name your daugher Alexis. And dont forget to follow The Great Brown Hope on the Twitter/X
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Playlist
Run-DMC, Pete Rock, C.L. Smooth "Down With the King"
Lloyd Banks "I'm So Fly"
Kanye West ft. Syleena Johnson "All Falls Down"
Kings of Leon "Closer"
Sara Bareilles "King of Anything"
Eminem ft. Gwen Stefani "Kings Never Die"
No Doubt "Hella Good"
Dance Gavin Dance "Philosopher King"
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