WHO TOLD YOUUUUUU
YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIES
PUT THOSE COOKIES DOWN NOOOOOW
WHY ARE WE YELLING
Welcome ye who have traveled from afar, this is the last stop. And this is the last time ye will ever see the colors of day. Your sentence has been determined and your punishment is on it's way.
Prepare to meet your doom.
Prepare to meet the REAL Final Boss.
Prepare to meet....
DIJAK
DIJAK needs no introduction, but I'm gonna give DIJAK one anyway.
A veteran of the mat in his own right, DIJAK has seen the highs and lows of the NXT to Main Roster transitions of days before. DIJAK has seen talent after talent make themselves into stars, only for a small few of them to prosper after their NXT tenures. Not to mention some of those talents aren't wrestling for the Fed anymore.
But not many have been able to accomplish what DIJAK has been able to do.
DIJAK has reinvented himself (AGAIN!) upon his full time return to NXT competition. DIJAK has been tasked with being the vigilante that swings the swift, humbling fist of justice at anyone that thinks they have a chance amongst the ranks of today's WWE talent. DIJAK has become the gatekeeper of the NXT roster, so anyone that wants to move up the next tier will have to unfortunately meet with the terrible fate of going up against DIJAK.
DIJAK's stature equipped with a steady quickness and a hard hitting offense makes him the perfect weapon inside and outside the ring. DIJAK has taken numerous competitors way past their limits. DIJAK has taken talents like Wes Lee, Ilja Dragunov, Eddy Thorpe, and Joe Gacy, and turned them into certified Superstars. All while making himself an even bigger star in the process.
Whether DIJAK climbs the ladder or rides the lightning, DIJAK is here to stay.
The Fed wants NXT to be considered a third brand. Whilst "call ups" are still thing, it's also still hip to go down to NXT and have a tune up match or feud with the newer crop of talent. DIJAK is one of the many Superstars that's established enough to help elevate the brand to Main Roster Brand status. And with the Revolving Door always open, there's so much DIJAK can do to keep NXT gaining steam.
LET'S GET TO IT YALL!
BROWN'S FIVE AT 5
VOLUME 2 / ISSUE 1
FIVE POTENTAIL NXT FEUDS FOR DIJAK
5. BROOKS JENSEN
Josh Briggs told Brooks Jensen to grow up, and damnit Brooks Jensen is gonna grow up! After a brutal encounter upon calling out the biggest dog in the yard Oba Femi, Brooks Jensen has proven he can hang in the squared circle with the big boys. And if Brooks Jensen wants to continue his journey to greatness, he will have to go eventually go through DIJAK. Pain and suffering await, but if anyone can make Brooks Jensen a star, it's DIJAK.
4. ORO MENSAH
Meta Four have quickly become a stable to watch. Their antics and charisma paired up with their swagger have made them the fun, colorful, boastful clique of the NXT brand. With the group's rise boiling and under the guidance of Noam Dar, Oro Mensah can become a mainstay fixture in the North American Heavyweight division of NXT. But all NXT roads lead to DIJAK. And with Oro Mensah seeking retribution from Oba Femi's attacks, DIJAK will be waiting in the darkness to strike. A feud with DIJAK would do wonders for Mensah. A feud that may even throw the Meta Four squad into babyface status. But most importantly, DIJAK will push Oro Mensah to the next level.
3. RIDGE HOLLAND
Ridge Holland is about to go on a monstrous run. Ridge Holland has abandoned all hope. Just the type of guy DIJAK thrives against. You take Ridge Holland's "I dont give a flying fack anymore" attitude and put him up against DIJAK's ruthlessness and it'll be one hell of a slobber knocker. A nice best of three series that ends in a Strap Match with both beasts made to look like dangerous, stone cold killas. DIJAK will force Ridge Holland to embrace his newfound mentality and use it to his advantage. No more "accidents", just bring the pain. DIJAK will make Ridge Holland immortal.
2. KARRION KROSS
Authors of Pain are beginning to show up on NXT. That can only mean Karrion Kross may be making the rounds on the brand again. Once the most dominant NXT World Heavyweight Champion, Karrion Kross has beaten the best of them on NXT. While losses to lesser opponents wont hurt DIJAK, he still needs some big wins against upper tier talent to establish his credibility. Who better to permanently launch DIJAK to the NXT Main Event Scene than Mr. NXT Main Event Scene himself. Plus it would be pretty cool to see a match in black and white with the only color visible being the blood they spill tearing each other to shreds.
1. ILJA DRAGUNOV
History is always bound to repeat itself. DIJAK is the man responsible for Ilja Dragunov's current reign at the top. DIJAK and Dragunov beat each other to near death simply to prove one was more badass than the other. Dragunov is clearly on his way to the main roster and may even be drafted. So who better to take the reigns of the NXT World Heavyweight division than the man who helped Dragunov get there? Dragunov's reign has been nothing short of awesome, but it's DIJAK's turn now. DIJAK is the perfect talent to sit at the throne, especially in a time where there's a fresh crop of NXT main eventers brewing in the pot. It's time to really PUSH DIJAK. It's time to put the strap on DIJAK.
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Playlist
Austrian Death Machine "Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies"
Dethklok "Murmaider"
Secret Band "Ladders"
Korn "Here to Stay"
Metallica "Ride the Lightning"
Ozzy Osbourne "Crazy Train"
Trick Daddy ft. Lil Jon and Twista "Let's Go"
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony "Can't Give It Up Rock Remix"
AFI "Miss Murder"
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