PreGame with BWO: Crown Jewel 2026
(TGBH) What’s hood yall!! Before we get started, there are numerous reasons to completely ignore this show. But the fact of the matter is we cannot deprive our twelve loyal readers of our predictions madness. We doing this one for yall, and only yall….yall!
(PCM)Why are we doing this? I tend to keep my political beliefs private, but lives could be/are at risk for a glorified house show. This show has absolutely no bearing on the current storylines.I do believe that we should go into more global markets for the fans, but not as the risk of the safety of the crew. Allegedly, crew members were being offered a $3,000 bonus to go and were still not going. I have never been a fan of Saudi shows for this reason, but here we go.
(DSS) I’m off the belief that this show should not be happening…but it is, and it probably has the best build to any Saudi show we’ve had to date. Usually these things feel thrown together and the stories leading up to them are incoherent. Hopefully we get a good show and the talent and crew have a safe trip.
(B-OE3W) It’s too bad the ol’ game theory won’t play out for the benefit of the crew here. $3k a head is repulsive, and if there’s a hell, someone’s getting doused with a lot of gas before they go for this. Fuck Agenda 2030. Fuck TKO. Fuck Riyadh Season. Fuck the Saud family, for that matter.
PreGame w/bWo:
Crown Jewel 2026
Liv Morgan vs. Chelsea Green
(PCM) Chelsea has earned a spot on top, and she deserves it. If anyone has followed her career, she has eaten shit and grinded for years. She has organically become one of the top female wrestlers in the company. Give her this moment. To be honest, I know this belt for the winner is inconsequential, but what does Liv get for winning a second time? She has trouble defending one belt, let alone two.
(DSS) I bet everyone assumes Liv is about to have that big ass Crown Jewel Championship belt wrapped around herself again, but I wouldn’t be so sure. Chelsea is in the middle of a much deserved, overdue push. She’s one IC title reign away from being a Grand Slam Champion, and she’s got the whole crowd behind her. Liv is going to go in underestimating her and Chelsea is 100% going to exploit that.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
Chelsea Green via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike’s Pick:
Chelsea Green via pinfall
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
Chelsea Green via pinfall
BRANdon’s Pick:
Chelsea Green PLEASE FFS
WWE World Tag Team Championship
The Vision(c) vs. Penta and Je’Von Evans
(B-OE3W) Fellas, I just want the tag titles/division to mean something in WWE again. I’d have rather had the MFT on this card, but they’re too busy being wasted on an inferior Main Event. Then again, they’re likely safer off this card anyway, so I dunno. At this rate, Bron’s going bonafide main event, so the Vision can dip off to maybe give the record pad to Je’Von and Penta til they lose to a real team like the Creed Bro-....
*reads sheets*
…fuck
(TGBH) Tino and myself talked about Penta and Je’Von having a valid reason to be thrown into this match. The pieces fit, the storee makes sense, and the belts need to be defended. They need Penta to have a reason to show up and market a special edition Money in the Bank briefcase so of course they wont keep him off this card. They’re gonna win the tag belts and then probably hand a title shot to Rey Mysterio and one of his faithful luchadopes because thats what Rey Mysterio will make them do.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
No Fear Bouncers via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike’s Pick:
The Vision via pinfall
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
The Vision retains via DQ
BRANdon’s Pick:
Je’Penta via pinfall (on Theory)
Last Man Standing Match
Randy Orton vs Cody Rhodes
(DSS) This is the build I wanted for Wrestlemania, not that Pat McAfee infused garbage we were force fed. Cody vs Randy is going to be next level. Randy might have the experience in the match but Cody doesn’t give up. You’re talking about the guy who went toe to toe with Brock Lesnar with a broken arm. The guy who passed out because he wouldn’t let Brock tap him out. Mr. 2x Royal Rumble winner. Cody already carries the weight of the whole company on his back, and he isn’t going to let Randy be your thing that drags him down.
(B-OE3W) If this match influences standing and contendership for the WWE title, I’m praying to whatever god that didn’t fail the talent who were forced to be here that Randy takes this. Make it 2-2, force a rubber match when it counts if you must, but for Christ’s sake, don’t let Cody win this.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
Randy Orton via Punt Knockout
PaperClip Mike’s Pick:
Randy Orton via 10 count
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
Cody Rhodes
BRANdon’s Pick:
Randy Orton
Roman Reigns vs. Sami Zayn
(TGBH) Sami Zayn spent his entire career and life being overshadowed by his Ucey brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, and uncles. Sami Zayn is proof that with hard work and patience, you too can be rewarded. And whilst he is one of the few members of this royal wrestling family to hold World Heavyweight gold three times, yes im counting the NXT Championship, he still isn't good enough to beat Our Tribal Chief. Im sure the calls at family meetings have been for Zayn to know his place, and Zayn has never completely fallen out of favor with the family. All can be forgiven, and Zayn has proved to everyone, including Our Tribal Chief that he belongs. But will he win on this night? Probably not.
(PCM) At least there is a backstory with this one. I get that they are only fighting because of their titles, but this match makes sense. We got Bloodline stewing; we got 946 stewing. A lot of moving parts here. But this also goes back to the women’s match. What does Roman get with winning? His focus is on 946 and likely War Games. This match is just as inconsequential as the other. Give it to Sami, give my man a win. Also, given where they are at, that pop would be insane.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
Roman Reigns via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike’s Pick:
Sami Zayn via pinfall
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
Saudi Sami via superpowers
BRANdon’s Pick:
Saudi Zayn so the goofy goobers can sweep
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