PreGame with BWO: Money in the Bank 2026
(TGBH) I got money! B-M-E! MONEY IN THE BANK! G-UNIT!!.....Sorry got a little carried away but what in tha fack is up yall! It’s that time of the week to read our predictions for the next PLE whilst you take your morning dump. We are riding a hell of a wave as we just came off our hottest blog to date and it’s all thank to all of our loyal readers and a share from the next Warrior Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion, the Permanator, Sam Beale. Anyway, we got ladder matches and two behemoths clashing and much more!
(PCM)I’m back bitches. Basically, full-time at work now means I didn’t get to do stuff as I like. But stuff is settled down, and I am ready to ‘Did You Know’ every one of you. Time to talk about the PPV that replaced KOTR as the Big 4 PPV’s in WWE.’ Also, Lil’ Wayne slaps.
(DSS) We're finally here! Money in the Bank might have had the best build for any WWE event this year and I can only hope it delivers on half of what they've built. Hell, the women's ladder match alone will be worth the cost of admission.
(B-OE3W) Shoutout to Lil’ Scrappy! We at thee bWo endorse your inevitable theme song for this prestigious event! This is the ‘Mania sub to make up for the snub, so we’re gonna hold the standard for this bayou brewhaha so high, you’re gonna have to snag a ladder to see our point of view! Who dat boy or girl with the briefcase this year? N’awlins, viens voir!
PreGame with bWo:
Money in the Bank 2026
Oba Femi vs. Bronson Reed
(PCM) Just like Big E said, this is the match I want. Big meaty men slapping meat. I grew up watching kaiju movies (still love them) and this is as close as we are going to get. This is Godzilla vs. King Kong with no CGI. Gimme my popcorn and let me watch this. Gimme Oba Femi in a close one with a Vision beat down after.
(DSS) I don't even know what to think about this one. Oba somehow makes Bronson look tiny and that's terrifying. Oba had an interesting thing going with Bron Breakker, and his son had to make his return to help him. This feels like just a little roadblock on the way to a real Bron Breakker-Oba Femi program. I don't know that either guy should get the win here—both of these guys are trying to be built up alongside Breakker, so let's have this one end in a no contest due to interference. Vision shenanigans are going to run wild.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
Oba Femi via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike’s Pick:
Oba Femi via pinfall
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
No Contest
BRANdon’s Pick:
Nobody; Bron’s coming to fuck it up
Women’s World Championship
Stephanie Vaquer(c) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Liv Morgan
(TGBH) Said it on our most recent episode of Kayfabe Coffee the Wake and Bake, live every tuesday morning on the main event wrestling network youtube channel, the fed is doing alot to protect both Oba Femi and Stephanie Vaquer. This triple threat match is the only way to get the belt off her without taking a pin. The only question is, who is going to be our next champ? Becky Lynch just put over the Women’s IC division and is now due a run with the big gold strap and Liv Morgan’s gonna be the one to take the pin for her.
(B-OE3W) See, I’m hoping WWE doesn’t play a card, and I’ll get to that down below. I’mma just say, I think Stephanie Vaquer wins here. We do NOT need a do-over with Liv Morgan, and Becky doesn’t feel “big time” enough at the moment to reclaim the Women’s World title. Stephanie sidelined herself after WrestleMania 42 to pick up some pieces in a nod to the kintsugi theme of her facepaint. A healthy title reign from a healthy Primera would be good to see.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
Becky Lynch via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike’s Pick:
Stephanie Vaquer via pinfall
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
Stephanie Vaquer via pinfall
BRANdon’s Pick:
Stephanie Vaquer via pin over Liv Morgan
Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match
(PCM) This is weird. Why is someone like Punk in this? I don’t get it. Don’t get me wrong, I like Punk, I really do. But at this point, does he need a MITB? I know they are gonna harp on him winning it twice; I get that. But he is there for memberberries. Know who I want to win it. Kevin Owens. Paranoid Kevin Owens is best, and him having the briefcase with Sami as champ is a ‘will he, won’t he’ dynamic that would be fun as hell.
(TGBH) We got some MiTB veterans and some new blood in this one. Two of these names were just in the shuffle of a strong Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship division before Gable won the belt and started handing out matches to only luchadores like he owes them to em. Trick Williams doesn’t need the briefcase, and neither do Owens or Punk but they are all welcome additions to me. The only real winner here is Bron Breakker, and The Vision will make sure of that.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
Bron Breakker
PaperClip Mike’s Pick:
Kevin Owens
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
Kevin Owens
BRANdon’s Pick:
Kevin Owens
Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match
(DSS) This is by far the best match in the card simply because it’s the only match that can effectively change the future of the company. The women’s MITB competitors are all so young and a good push starting at this event gives The Fed a new look at the top of the company. Tiffany Stratton could become a 2x winner here, and I would never be mad at that. Sol Ruca is hot and has had a great start on the main roster. Lola is getting herself over quickly and she doesn’t even need to be on the same show as Damian to do it. But we’re all overlooking someone. Jacy Jayne went from the most beatable Women’s NXT Champion to taking over the main roster and people didn’t even realize it was happening. She’s got Fatal Influence that would genuinely want to help her in this spot, and she’s got the main roster resume already. The US Champ is going to do her damnedest to become the top champ in the business.
(B-OE3W) Okay, just got done riffing about this with Pierce (check out Ope-Eh 3-Way Episode 107!) and his idea was for Roxanne Perez to win this match so she could cash in on a vulnerable champion after the triple threat was over - even if that happened to be fellow Judgment Day member Liv Morgan. While that’s all well and good, if not entirely predictable, I don’t know that I’ve seen enough of Rox on the main just yet to be ready for her as a world champ on Raw - impressive Rumble performance and consistent match quality notwithstanding. Then again, I may have said something similar about Seth Rollins back 11 years ago, and how wrong have I been about that ancient sentiment? I dunno, I also think about who you can have lose their cash-in to break that hundo streak that the women have with their briefcases, and there’s one I can consider who would be a new and unexpected addition to the gallery of gals who scaled the ladder to grab the goods and, win or lose, can still theoretically come out looking very strong in the end.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
Roxanne Perez
PaperClip Mike’s Pick:
Roxanne Perez
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
Jacy Jayne
BRANdon’s Pick:
Lola Vice
World Heavyweight Championship
Roman Reigns(c) vs. LA Knight
(PCM) Two sides of an interesting coin here. What has Roman Reigns done for or with the title since he won? Nada. It has been held up almost at a Brock Lesnar level. On the other side, is it too late for LA Knight? If and when he does win it, do not expect a long or meaningful title reign. No more than a month or two. All it would be is the proverbial gold watch for his years in the company. And he is just going to drop it back to Roman so he can drop it to Oba. So what even happens here, because at the end, we get the same ending. So just keep it on Roman.
(TGBH) Welp, it’s finally happened. The internet has given up on LA Knight. Only the true LA Knighties deserve this moment, cause i’ve seen yall stick with the only Slim Jim Battle Royal winner thru wheat thins and thick milkshakes. LA Knight has over exposed himself and has shown what I have been saying for years, and now he just may get that title reign and it wont be as MEGA of a win cause most of the fanbase has moved on. Is it because LA Knight has been the same character for years? I wouldnt know, im not an LA Knighty, he aint even from LA. Our Tribal Chief is about to put him over huge and it’ll all be for almost nothing. LA Knight wins, and the crowd GOES……..mild.
(B-OE3W) I’m so torn on this. On one hand, Roman ought to keep the title til Oba dethrones him after FINALLY cashing in his King of the Ring opportunity. On the other, LA Knight has a chance to FINALLY win a world title in the event eponymously named for the match where I got blueballed by main event hopes for Mr. Kavorka so many times, they’re looking like Uranus and Neptune when MITB comes around. Where does Solo factor in? Where do the 946 factor in? Does LA Knight play his LA card and lead the 946, even if it makes no sense whatsoever? What I do know is, even though Roman cooked LA on the stick on Monday, I would like to see everybody see L. A. Knight as World Heavyweight Champion just one time, even for just a month or two. It’s now or never. YEAH!
(DSS) Fuck LA Knight and his old ass trying to finally get a championship. He’s past his due date and the WWE needs to move the opposite direction on the age spectrum. I’m sick and tired of all of our champions trying to creep up on JGold’s age. Money in the Bank has the opportunity to put the briefcase on a younger competitor to get the title in the hands of the next generation (it won’t). Instead we’re going to have Roman wrestle this guy who wants nearly as many handouts as Bitch Ass Sami wants? Fuck that. All that said? LA Knight is taking the title.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
LA Knight via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike’s Pick:
Roman Reigns via pinfall
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
LA Knight. Via pinfall
BRANdon’s Pick:
LA Knight via Deus ex Machina
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