PreGame with BWO: AAA TripleMania 34 Night 1
(TGBH) Buenos noches y bienvenidos a todos! Welcome Juan, Welcome all! What’s hood yall! We got a big weekend coming up and we even got another mixer for it. If you missed out on our Mixer with our predictions for Night 1, you can still go back and watch em on our youtube channel! But here, we are going to put em in writing because believe it or not, some people still like to read. So thanks again to all 12 of our loyal readers, this one’s for you guys!
(DSS) Did we just talk about a lot of this? Yes. Do I remember my own predictions? Not completely. My memory is worse than a goldfish that flopped out of water and got forgotten about. So pretend I'm going into this blind and I'm making these picks for the first time. I'm always ready to talk AAA, and this is going to be one of the best shows in professional wrestling this year. AAA always shows out and it's going to be an incredible two nights of wrestling.
(B-OE3W) The dirty dozen out there are gonna get an eyeful in this twofer! Shout to the good bud Donny of OE3W for getting tix to this illustrious event! Will be sure to get his takes on the ol’ pod there, but for now, I’m gonna be rippin’ it with you two fellas as we see who makes it out of Vegas with the pot, and who draws a dud!
PreGame w/bWo:
AAA TripleManiAAA 34 / Night 1
Mini Vikingo, Adelicious, and Mascarita Sagrada vs. Jack Cartwheel, Lady Shani, and Mini Abismo Negro
(TGBH) Looks like we got Mini Vikingo and Jack Cartwheel pulling double duty here, and you wont get any flack from me. What will be a hot 6 person opener with a returning Lady Shani and an Adelicious on the rise. Both women have seen more screen time as of late and will look to be competitors in already stacked women's division. Of course, what's a big opener without Mascarita Sagrada and Mini Abismo Negro? Everyone here deserves their spot on this Wrestlemania like event. Expect to see the women hog all the ring time here as they put on a display of what to expect in coming weeks.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
Jack Cartwheel, Lady Shani, and Mini Abismo Negro
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
Jack Cartwheel, Lady Shani, and Mini Abismo Negro
BRANdon’s Pick:
Jack Cartwheel, Lady Shani, and Mini Abismo Negro
Omos vs. Rey Mysterio
(DSS) FUCK REY MYSTERIO. Nick Aldis had to stop being GM to wrestle Gunther as a one-off. How is Rey not only wrestling on Raw in title matches and Money in the Bank qualifiers but wrestling Omos at Triplemania to decide if he can stay in the promotion? Rey faces absolutely no consequences regardless of the outcome. That's exactly how I expect a deadbeat like Rey Hogan to act. He wasn't there for his son, the King Luchadores and Greatest Mysterio of All Time Dominik Mysterio, and he doesn't want anyone else there for him either. Fuck Rey Mysterio—Omos needs to squash him.
(B-OE3W) How anyone can stand behind Rey Mysterio in 2026 - let alone any year prior - is beyond my ability to comprehend. The man publicly humiliates his son in their home region in Cali, hides behind a mask to conceal his aging face and his shame, presents some of the worst cosplays known to man in a feeble attempt to draw attention to himself, envokes the name of the late great Eddie Guerrero to politick for world title contention, and - as a hall-of-famer in TWO companies - operates as an authority figure in AAA so corrupt that Vince McMahon, Vickie Guerrero, and Eric Bischoff are kicking dirt at the lows to which they could have stooped. Marisela Peña ought to be ashamed of the desecration she has allowed of her late brother’s promotion, and she and HHH must intervene to stop this fan-assaulting, glory-hogging, Napoleonic menace. Omos should treat “Rey” like a bug on a windshield.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
Omos via Total Annihilation, demands refund for his Ola de Calor ticket
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
Omos retires Rey
BRANdon’s Pick:
Omos, if there is a god
Fatal Four Way Elimination
Joaquin Wilde and Cruz Del Toro vs. Los Americanos vs. Tokyo Bad Boys vs. Fraxiom
(TGBH) Look yall, im about to drop some knowledge. Cruz Del Toro and Joaquin Wilde have been teaming together since July 2020. That's six years of this team sticking together through thick and thin and lack of opportunity. Quite possibly the most experienced tag team on paper of these four, Wilde and Del Toro should be running through were it not for being held back by Rey Mysterio. Think about it, if Rey Mysterio hadn't been injured, Del Toro and Wilde wouldn't have gotten that Tag Team Title opportunity on RAW a few months ago. Wilde and Del Toro have been instrumental in bridging the gap between AAA and today's WWE audience and deserve a thank you for their service. If I were to book this one, I'd have em eliminate all three teams en route to a future title opportunity for the AAA Tag Team belts. They more than deserve it, and everyone can agree. If they're not gonna get the win here, let em dominate the field similiar to The Ascension in the tag team elimination chamber.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
Joaquin Wilde and Cruz Del Toro
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
Los Americanos
BRANdon’s Pick:
Los Americanos
AAA Trios Championship
Psycho Circus(c) vs. Los Perros del Mal
(B-OE3W) I will be very curious to see how WWE treats trios titles. Long gone is the brief heyday that trios wrestling in WWE had with the advent of the Shield, Wyatt Family, and New Day. Granted, there is a longer standing tradition with terceras in Mexico, but this, to me, seems to be very much a pilot program for a WWE audience. The winners seem obvious, as there is one apparent group with prospect and a hint of momentum going into the future. That said, I expect this to be a very exciting match that gets eyes on the scene and puts Psycho Circus on the map with more US fans.
(TGBH) Los Perros del Mal were the first holders of the AAA Trios Championship, and now today’s Perros can make historee once again. Psycho Circus has been out of action thanks to El Carnicero but will be ready to defend at TripleMania in Las Vegas. Expect shenanigans, but fun cheeky shenanigans that’ll keep the crowd invested. The Dawgs just lost to three main eventers and need to pick up some steam quickly to remain an intimidating force that can, and will, strike at any given time.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
Los Perros Del Mal via Pinfall
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
Los Perros Del Mal via Pinfall
BRANdon’s Pick:
LPdM via Pinfall
AAA Latin American Championship
La Parka(c) vs. Mr. Iguana vs. Laredo Kid
(TGBH) We got ourselves a MOTY contender here folks! Triple Threat action, one fall to the finish. With La Parka III riding a wave of tremendous momentum thanks to some main roster exposure, La Parka III is the heavy favorite here who faces quite the test. All three are very familiar with each other’s offensive artillery and will be ready to neutralize either’s strategies. These three have been part of the core that has brought AAA into this new era. It’s hard to root against these guys, except Laredo Kid cause he’s easy to dislike. As much as Mr. Iguana deserves some shine, it’s too soon to take the belt off La Parka III.
(DSS) This match seems lik3 a foregone conclusion. Yes, it might be a challenge for La Parka III, but there's no way he's dropping the title this quickly. Laredo Kid is going to help make this a spectacle with some big moments. And there's no way to count out Mr. Iguana because he is, as bum ass Pat McAfee once said, a problem. The match is going to be fun, high flying and may just feature an Iguana. La Parka III is incredibly over and he's been getting the main roster rub so I expect him to dance out of the ring still champion.
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
La Parka III
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
La Parka III
BRANdon’s Pick:
La Parka III
Reina de Reinas No.1 Contender’s Match
Roxanne Perez vs. La Hiedra vs. Natalya vs. Faby Apache
(DSS) This is unquestionably the match of the night. Am I just saying that because I'm a huge fan of Natalya? No. It's also because all of these women are incredible in the ring. Faby Apache is the other veteran in the ring, while Roxanne Perez and La Hiedra are the future of wrestling. Roxanne has a lot of upside as her getting a shot at the Reina de Reinas Championship would have a ripple effect of causing a lot more tension in the Judgment Day, while getting her a much needed big win. Natalya deserves the world. Faby Apache would be a worst competitor. But La Hiedra has a fantastic story whether she's chasing after La Catalina–who eliminated her to get a shot at the title before her–or she goes after her own stablemate. I always, always love when La Hiedra walks across my TikTok FYP, and I would not mind seeing her win this and go on to add gold around her waist in the future.
(B-OE3W) Winner gets a shot at the winner of TripleMania Noche 2’s Reina de Reinas match, and I feel there are a couple of ways this can go. Faby Apache is a staple of the division, and her talent is undeniable even at this stage of her career. Nattie is world-travelled, and she is now getting to unleash and show that she can outwrestle just about anyone on the planet. That said, I see these two acting as pillars in this match that will put on strong performances and set pace. In my mind, it comes down to one of two. La Hiedra has been getting a lot of eyes on her (rightfully, for a couple of reasons) and a breakdown of Las Toxicas seems nearly inevitable at this point. Hiedra has never won Reina de Reinas, and she may get an opportunity to prove she’s much more than a nalgona at the expense of someone in Flamer that she knows like the back of her hand.
Roxanne, on the other hand, has been STARVING for opportunity on Raw. Getting pats on the head as the little sister of the fem trio of the Judgment Day has got to be viewed as demeaning by the Prodigy, made worse by the fact that she’s the only one in the trio without anything to her name. Murmurings of October plans for the former Rok-C abound, but until then, I can see her whetting her appetite for title opportunities once again by picking up a W and heading into Chicago - the adopted home of her heroine AJ Lee - as No. 1 contender for Reina de Reinas.
(Side note: I heard her man got a gig in AAA too, but I haven’t seen him around yet…weird. Hope he didn’t butcher what opportunity he may have had)
The Great Brown Hope’s Pick:
La Hiedra via Pinfall
Darkstar Shady’s Pick:
La Hiedra via Pinfall
BRANdon’s Pick:
Roxanne Perez via Pinfall
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