Yo yo! What is going on with everybody? Same deuce, different toilet amirite?
Another day gone, another day closer to the Royal Rumble Premium Live Event!! And with the Royal Rumble Premium Live Event comes two Royal Rumble matches.
That's right, count em.
TWO Royal Rumble maches.
Plus about four or five more matches I suppose.
The Royal Rumble has a history that needs not be explained. We can go into the greatest moments and matches all you want but that's another Storee for another day.
Another feature the Royal Rumble match is popular for is the surprise entrants. Over the years we have had either surprise returns, suprise debuts, surprise call-ups, surprise guests, surprise celebrities, and rarely the surprise entrant from another promotion.
The countdown is at :10
Who will be a surprise entrant at this year's Royal Rumble?
BROWN'S FIVE AT 5 ISSUE 3
FIVE POTENTIAL SURPRISE ENTRANTS FOR THE 2024 ROYAL RUMBLE MATCHES
5.ABYSS
Christopher Joseph Park has been signed to the Fed as a producer for a while helping put together today's matches. Supposedly there was a time he was going to be signed by the Fed as an in ring competitor. Adele said rumor had it he was even penciled in to fight The Night of the Living Deadman at Wrestlemania. But that never happened. If "Worlds are Colliding" in TNA soon, maybe WWE can ask em for a solid and let CJP be a surprise entrant in the Men's Royal Rumble match as The Monster Abyss. Have Abyss and Omos stare each other down for a moment, give CJP a memorable moment that's a nod to his years of service as a competitor and as a producer/coach.
4.TAYLOR SWIFT
Taylor Swift is at the top of her game at the moment. She is the most talked about musician and celebrity and it cannot be ignored or denied. Now would be a great time to capitalize on her current fame. Not to mention Taylor Swift got beef with Grayson Waller. Check it, let's say the Men's Royal Rumble match comes on first. Grayson Waller is in the match and is distracted by a Taylor Swift at ringside talking smack to Waller for him talking about her behind her back. While Grayson Waller is distracted he is eliminated from the match. Taylor Swift enters the Women's Royal Rumble match and comes out to a huge pop. As soon as she gets in the ring Grayson Waller runs in and immediately throws her over to a monstrous ovation. Now you set up Grayson Waller vs. Travis Kelce at Wrestlemania cause LOLz.
3.MAVEN
Maven is mostly known as the first winner of WWE's Tough Enough reality show. Maven won a contract to become a WWE Superstar and was quite succesful for a guy that had never wrestled in a ring before Tough Enough. One his most memorable feats was him eliminating The Undertaker in the Royal Rumble match with his signature dropkick. Today Maven has gotten a new lease on WWE life as he has gone on to host and star in his own youtube show that has become very popular among wrestling fans, myself included. So while he's hot with the current audience why not throw the homie a bone and let him get some Royal Rumble shine? I'm sure he's still got it and could still dropkick someone over the top rope. Maven says it all the time, Never Say Never.
2.JOHN CENA, DOCTOR OF THUGANOMICS
Solo Sikoa recently "killed off" John Cena and now Solo Sikoa is the big fish in the pond. Maybe now Solo Sikoa thinks he's......untouchable. See what I did there? Solo and Jimmy may or not be in the Royal Rumble match. If they aren't, I imagine they'll run in anyway and throw people over so that there isn't an official winner to challenge Roman Reigns at WrestleMania. Just when they have emptied out the ring the next competitor enters and it's The Bad, Bad Man himself, The Doctor of Thuganomics, The Five Knuckle Shuffler, The Leader of The Chain Gang Soldiers himself. Jimmy is shook while Solo is focused. Cena runs in and hits an F-U on Jimmy and an F-U on Solo. He goes for the double Five Knuckle Shuffle but Solo gets up and attempts to hit him with a Samoan Spike that John Cena stops from hitting his neck. They both fall out of the ring over the top and continue to brawl to the back while Jimmy Uso just lays there the rest of the match selling the devastating effects of the F-U.
1.ARIANNA GRACE
What's a Royal Rumble match in the 2020s without an NXT talent making a surprise entry? Arianna Grace GETS professional wrestling. She already has the look, the charisma, the attitude, and is honing her skills in the ring in the process. While the NXT Women's roster is extremely deep and loaded, Arianna Grace is the only name on that list that could really use that moment under the bright lights. Have them play Santino's music, then a DJ scratch and throw on her entrance music. Let her do her full entrance and let her express herself the way only Arianna Grace can. Grace is a Superstar waiting to breakout and the time is now. 2024 is the year of Arianna Grace.
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Playlist
Brooks Nielsen "Virgin Lady Luck"
Kanye West ft. Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, and Bon Iver "Monster"
Taylor Swift "I Knew You Were Trouble."
Eminem "Sing For the Moment"
John Cena "Basic Thuganomics"
Jim Johnston "La Vittoria E Mia"
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