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BROWN'S FIVE AT 5 / Issue 5: Bron Breakker

Yooooo what is crackin?! It's Fried Day and The Great Brown Hope was given the day off his regular day job so why not drop another issue for yall?



As of late the RAW and Smackdown shows have featured on screen negotiations and poachings of talent to sign with the respective brands. We have seen Andrade sign with RAW as well as Orton sign with Smackdown. The last week we have seen The Big Dawg Bron Breakker, the biggest NXT prospect since Adam Cole (BAY BAY), appear on both RAW and Smackdown to hear out what Aldis and Pearce have to offer.


Will he sign with Smackdown?


Will he sign with RAW?


WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??!!


GET AT ME DOG!!


LETZ GET TO IT YALL!!


BROWN'S FIVE AT 5 ISSUE 5


FIVE POTENTIAL FEUDS FOR BRON BREAKKER


5. BIG BRONSON REED

Breakker is a big guy, but he's not Big like The Notorious Big Bronson Reed. My boy Pabst BR has been an unstoppable force of nature on the Red brand as of late and it paid off in a Big (no big pun intended) match with Gunther for the Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship. While Bronson is being built as THE Big Guy of the RAW brand, a feud with Bron Breakker can only benefit both Superstars. Bron Reed would be a perfect first opponent for Bron Breakker when and if he officially signs with the Red brand. Bron on Bron crime needs to stop, but not til this match happens first. Breakker picks up 2 out of 3 Ws against B.I.G. before moving on to the NEXT Big Guy.


4. IVAR

I've watched Ivar throw down since his days in the early NXT days. As fast as he was strong, he was as agile as he was entertaining. This man has ALWAYS been a beast. That's not a dig at his tag partner cause Erik aint no slouch. Recently Erik has been out of action due to an injury. But instead of shelving Ivar as well, the Fed has turned Ivar into a bigger monster than he already was. And Ivar has been nothing less of stellar since having his current run in the sun. If Bron Breakker wants to prove he can hang with the Big boys, he's gonna have to go through Ivar first. Bron barks at Valhalla and scares her off the ring apron, but not without eating a Doomsault after. Welcome to the BIG leagues Bron.


3. MAIN EVENT JEY USO

It's just Jey, uce. But Jey is at the top of his game and hasnt even hit his prime yet. A Star was born (hi Gaga) when Jey Uso first took on Roman Reigns all those years ago, and his star power has not faded since. With the wave of both his arms, Main Event Jey Uso can command an entire building of attendees, including Pat McAfee. But even stars fall from the sky sooner or later. Bron needs Big names on his list of guys to pick up wins against on his way to the promised land. Jey Uso may soon be Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion. Bron spears his way through most of the midcard and eventually collides with Main Event Jey Uso. Who better to take Bron Breakker to the next level than a Main Eventer?


WOOF VERSUS YEET!!


2. RANDY ORTON

If Bron signs with Smackdown, throw him into a feud with Orton immediately. Randy Orton is no stranger to making the new dogs look like contenders. Randy Orton is on his comeback tour and will need wins. Bron Breakker is on his way in and will only see an increase in his own star power against Orton, even in defeat. Orton and Bron get two matches that go about 10 minutes a piece. Orton allows Bron to look strong til he hits the inevitable RKO....from out of nowhere. Then somewhere down the line Bron gets a win against Orton, but Orton needs the wins first. Bron gets to shine and gets exposure with a bigger audience.


1. LOGAN PAUL

What is there to not say about WWE United States Heavyweight Champion Logan Paul? The man is a natural in the ring, a natural on the mic, and proved that Kevin Owens is in fact a cheater cheater pumpkin eater. Logan Paul is about to go on a historic United States Championship reign where he will encounter opponents of all shapes and sizes, but Big stars nonetheless. Sooner or later someone's gonna take the belt off of Logan, which in itself will be a Superstar making moment. Wanna push Bron Breakker to the moon? Have him land on the moon with the United States Heavyweight Championship. You're welcome.



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DMX ft. Sheek "Get at Me Dog"


DMX ft. Kasseem Dean and Drag-On "No Love for Me"


DMX "What's My Name"


DMX "We Right Here"


DMX ft Swizz Beatz "Get It On The Floor"


Busta Rhymes ft. DMX "Touch It Remix"


DMX ft. Big Stan "I Run Shit"


Baha Men "Who Let The Dogs Out"


Otis Redding "The Dog"





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