PreGame with BWO: JCW Stranglemania 2026
- maineventwrestling9
- Apr 17
- 8 min read
(TGBH) What the fuck up is up yall! Oh, you didnt know we would do a JCW Predictions blog? Yo ass shoulda called somebody. This was bound to happen. We had been talking about since Office Supply Juggalo PaperClip Mike started host JCW Lunacy Legacy Series, and now here we are full circle. It’s happening yall, best believe it. So Juggallos and Juggallettes! If you have not been here before, we welcome you with open arms!
(PCM)Whoop whoop! It is ya boy “The Office Supply Juggalo” Paperclip Mike. I have had nothing but MMFWCL since starting my Lunacy Legacy series, and I appreciate you. We have done predictions for WWE, TNA, AAA, and now JCW, and to top that of,f we have another treat. We will be live reacting to JCW Stranglemania late at night. It will start at 230 am EST. I am getting up super early (or going to bed mad late), just for you guys!
(DSS) We are branching out AGAIN. Paperclip Mike really got the ball rolling with his JCW series, and we just can’t stop working as a group with everything we get into. It wouldn’t surprise me if one day the bWo became the place to be for JCW. I promise that by then I’ll have a little more knowledge of the promotion. I won’t be doing any write-ups today because I have been very short for time the last couple weeks, but I’ll be doing more research than just Mike’s blogs sooner rather than later.
(TGBH) So let’s get this show on the road and shouts out to the legend himself Big Vito for his blessing with this predictions blog. Let’s get to it yall!
PreGame w/bWo:
JCW Stranglemania 2026
OMG 6 Man Tag
St. Claire Monster Corp. vs. The Rock and Roll Express
(TGBH) The St. Claire Monster Corp is the type of stable I used to build in older WWE video games. Sure they aren’t the fastest, but nothing tickles my wrestling fancy more than monsters throwing their weight around. And here, we have three behemoths of men that will get the crowd going to open the show. Jasmine’s monster are known for wrecking havoc on JCW Lunacy and Stranglemania will be no different. Gimme a big win for the big boys.
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
St. Claire Monster Corp. via Pinfal
PaperClip Mike's Pick:
St. Claire Monster Corp. via Pinfall
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
St. Claire Monster Corp via Pinfall
Kamikaze Chaos
“The Climax” Kerry Morton vs. Mickie Knuckles
(PCM) According to Vince Russo, who made this match, this is basically anything goes. One of my fave ongoing stories in JCW is between Kerry Morton and Kaleb Konley on who can be the bigger douchebag, which they both excel at, and right now, Kaleb is the chosen one of Vince, and Kerry does not like it. Kerry is just coming back from Japan and is finding out Kaleb is in line for a shot at the JCW title. Kerry is not happy, and Vince is giving him Mickie Knuckles, who has lots of experience in Japan. This is making me wonder if we are getting the start of a face turn for Kerry, time will tell. Look for Kerry to pull this one out by the skin of his teeth,
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
Mickie Knuckles via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike's Pick:
Kerry Morton via Pinfall
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
Mickie Knuckles via Pinfall
Freak Show Tag
The Brothers of Funstruction vs. The Outbreak
(TGBH) From everything I’ve seen in the world of wrestling, JCW truly is the perfect destination for stuff like this. The thing is, as serious of a sport wrestling is, the entertainment aspect of it is a major factor. Cant take yourself too seriously, you gotta give folks a little something outta the ordinary that can only work in wrestling and sports entertainment. The Outbreak and The Brothers of Funstruction are prime examples of that very statement. Only in JCW can acts like these work and win over the hearts of fans of all shapes and sizes. The Outbreak, not to be confused with the zombies that ate The Miz, are a fun pair to watch that came straight out of a Walking Dead episode. The Brothers of Funstruction are a blessing in tag team wrestling and should be on bigger stages. These two have squared off before, but it wont hurt to see em do it again in front of a payperview audience. The Brothers of F is for friends who do stuff together walk away with a win here to the approval of the Faygo drinking masses.
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
The Brothers of Funstruction via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike's Pick:
The Brothers of Funstruction via Pinfall
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
Brothers of Funstruction via Pinfall
JCW American Championship
6 Man Scramble: Facade (c) vs. Charlie Haas vs. Mecha Wolf vs. Mosh Pit Mike vs. Ninja Mack vs. Disco Ray
(PCM)Woowee, this match is gonna fuck. Now this is gonna be a true mix of styles. Charlie is going to suplex everyone and tie them in knots. Mecha Wolf is a lucha beast. Disco Ray (and the Ring Rat) is a fun, goofy time. Mosh Pit Mike is a different gimmick every time, so who knows with that. I think it comes down to the only real rivalry in the match, Facada and Ninja Mack. Earlier this year, they had a best-of-three series for this very title, which Facade cheated to win, something he never really did here. So, there will be retribution here in this match. There has only been one person with multiple title reigns in the young history, look for a second person here.
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
Facade via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike's Pick:
Ninja Mack via Pinfall
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
Mecha Wolf via Pinfall
JCW Women’s Championship
“Big Al” Alice Crowley(c) & “Dynamite” Dani Mo vs. J-Rod and Mystery Partner
(PCM) A lot of moving pieces here. Big Al won the title less than two weeks ago from Haley J. Al also seems to be trying to rectify her mistakes after serving as the showrunner for the women’s division. Alice and Dani were also the very first match ever on Lunacy back in the day. J-Rod has been causing mayhem ever since she got here. But we also have no idea who the mystery woman is. My guess? The former champ, Haley J. Why? Not only did she lose the title to Alice when Alice was in charge, but she also fed Haley’s mom to J-Rod. So look for a bit of revenge. But I still see Alice with the win
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
Big Al via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike's Pick:
Alice Crowley via Pinfall
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
J-Rod and Mystery via Pinfall
6 Man Super Tag
2 Tuff Tony, Willie Mack and RVD vs. The Good Brothers and Kenta
(TGBH) Some big names in this one, some familiar names too. JCW is proving to be more than just a pit stop for talent because talent knows JCW is the shiznit. For promotions to climb the ladder you need names like these that are reliable and can be counted on to show up and ready to put on a show. Plus it’s Mania weekend. 2 Tuff Tony and Willie Mack, both former JCW World Heavyweight champs, have a big challenge defending their home turf here. I’m most excited to see Kenta in this one. Willie Mack is a name I recognize, and cmon The Good Brothers? Everyone loves the Good Brothers, especially the NERDS! Rob VD just had twins so he’s gonna be a little extra tired in this one, so Kenta may just beat him to a deciding kick at the last second.
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
The Good Brothers and Kenta via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike's Pick:
The Good Brothers and Kenta
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
The Good Brothers & Kenta via Pinfall
JCW World Heavyweight Title
Fatal Four Way Elimination
CoKane(c) vs. Matt Riddle vs. Nic Nemeth vs. “The Chosen One” Caleb Konley
(TGBH) The fed’s biggest mistake is not having more elimination matches. So many four competitor plus matches ending with one pinfall is cool and all but this is where it’s really at. You’ve got two big names in Riddle and Nemeth, along with our current JCW World Heavyweight Champ Cokane and Russo’s Chosen One Caleb Konley. Knowing Russo, this will come down to Konley winning the belt but i’m hoping Cokane gets to walk out the winner here. With this being JCW’s big event for the year, Russo may look to make some waves but it’s just not Konley’s time, and honestly it might not ever be. Don’t piss off this crowd of Juggalos, it’s gonna be late in Vegas and everyone is gonna be amped on Faygo and energy drinks.
(PCM) Just like the American title match, I see this down to two people. The champ, Cokane, and the chosen one, Kaleb. It is an elimination match, so there is a possibility that anything can happen. I mean, it could be considered an upset that Cokane even won the title from Mr. Anderson. But whether Cokane makes it to the final two or not, I don’t see him winning. Look for the Vince Russo backed Konley to get the win and the belt.
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
CoKane via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike's Pick:
Kaleb Konley via Pinfall
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
CoKane via Pinfall
Vampiro’s Retirement Match
Vampiro vs. PCO vs. Vito
(TGBH) It’s a triple threat to send off Vampiro into the halls of retirement. With current storylines coming to a head, the ending of this match will bring closure. A new era of JCW is upon us, and it starts with sending Vampiro home after a long, storied career. Not to mention it was Vampiro who brought La Parka back to life at AAA’s Triplemania. But here we have come to a crossroads where we reflect on everything Vampiro has accomplished in his career all over the world. Thanks for everything Vampiro, but Big Vito is taking this one home and taking JCW into the future.
(PCM) Salute to one of the greats! I first watched Vampiro in WCW as a teen and was hooked instantly. Also, how I found ICP really. Since most of his success was in Mexico, I don’t think he gets a lot of credit here in the US or even in his native Canada. Not only do we have the story about a legend riding off into the sunset, but we can also do something great here to further plans in JCW. Vito has been a thorn in the side of the ‘Duke of the Wicked’ Violent J, since he arrived. At one point, he had J exiled from his own company. And since Vito got humiliated and forced to dress like a Juggalo recently, what better way to stick it to ICP than pinning Vampiro in his retirement match with ICP ringside. Makes so much sense to me.
The Great Brown Hope's Pick:
Vito via Pinfall
PaperClip Mike's Pick:
Vito via Pinfall
Darkstar Shady's Pick:
PCO
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