JCW Lunacy Legacy Episode 5, by PaperClip Mike

  Whoop to the whoop, clowns of all colors. It is your “Office Supply Juggalo,” PaperclipMike, with episode five of Lunacy Legacy! Yet another insane episode was had last time. We had werewolves batting savages, a world title match marred by controversy, and the first tag team title change in over two years. One can only imagine what happens this episode. Without further ado, it is time for…

The show opens with a shot of Joe Galli and Manny Fresh at the commentary table as the music hits of the man that is “Alwayz Ready”, Matt Cardona! He is going to be joining the commentary team as we go to the intro video. After the video, we go backstage to said “Straight Laced Juggalo’ Joe Galli. He reveals that not only are we getting the JCW Women’s title, but we are also getting a JCW Women's Tag title. And he closes it with the softest, “I just gave you the scoop, bitch!’

Heather Reckless vs. Christina Marie

Nice to see new faces as this is the debut of both women here in JCW. Heather goes for a handshake with a look of derision on her face. She goes for a sneak attack, but Christina grabs hers and goes for a slam, but Heather wriggles out and hits a slap full of stank. A bit more counter wrestling from the ladies, until a shot from Christina staggers Heather. Cardona is also happy he can curse on the show.

Interesting fact that Heather is only 4’9’’. She is able to finally take control with a dragon screw. Christina does grab Heather in a waistlock, but Heather drives her face-first into the corner and follows up with a dropkick to the kneeling Christina. She then finally gets a moment of space with her own dropkick to Heather. Heather keeps the pressure with a few strikes, but Christina catches her in mid-air with a German suplex.

Christina is able to string together some blows of her own, ending with a samoan drop for a close two-count. She goes to the top, but Heather meets her up there and hits a Spanish Fly. Christina goes for a uranage setup, but Heather flips out of it and hits a stunner for yet another close two-count. Heather sets her back up on top, but Christina fights her off and hits a spear for the top for a three count. Great showing for both women!

Darren Ultra vs. Ultimate Ellsworth

So yeah…this is a thing again. Ellsworth comes out to the Ultimate Warrior’s WWE music even. Shoulder tackle. Rope shake followed by a clothesline. Ultra tries to do something from the top, but he is bealed off, and Ellsworth splashes him for the win. Hopefully, this is the last of this.

We get a video segment from Officer Colt Cabana as he sits in his patrol car. He says he is coming to Lunacy next week, and we should believe in police brutality. 

Kongo Kong and the Redwood Giants vs. Santana Jackson, Zach Gowen, and A.O.D.

Interesting. Instead of Eric Smalls coming to the ring with all three massive men, they are accompanied by John E. Bravo. Bravo takes the mic from the ring announcer, which doesn’t seem to work. The crowd helps this by trying to drown him out with boos. Also, it seems Eric Smalls is no longer the contract holder of the men in the ring. As ‘Smooth Criminal’ hits, out comes the trio of opponents to a decent reaction.

Santana starts out with Kurt, trying out his sick dance moves. Kurt has none of it and goozles him. Jackson fights out of it and tries to go for his version of Old School, but Kurt chops him out of mid-air. Kurt goes for a slam, but Jackson gets out of it and tags in Gowen.

Zach catches Kurt in the face with a boot. He goes up top for a cross body, but Kurt easily catches him and drops Gowen with a fallaway slam. Kongo Kong tags in and grabs Zach’s only leg, and it looks like Kong is trying to pull it off. He drags Zach by his leg over to the corner so that Kongo can tag in Paul. Paul just unloaded punishment onto Zach before tagging in Kurt. Kurt misses an elbow, so he tags in Paul, who then also misses an elbow, allowing Zach to tag in A.O.D. as Kongo Kong gets tagged in.

A.O.D. gets some shots in on Kong, and the Redwood Giants take out both Santana and Zach. They then come in and double chokeslam A.O.D., which allows Kongo to hit a top rope splash for the win.

We get another Shaggy’s Spotlight as Shaggy 2 Dope talks about JCW Original and multi-time JCW champ, 2 Tuff Tony.

Out come the Southern 6 and James storm for what is being called a “Moonshine and Swine Celebration.” Man, I love Kerry Morton. He is such a hateable prick, he does the job so well. One of my faves in the indies. The crowd is booing so loudly, it is kinda hard to hear Kerry before he passes the mic to Silas Mason. Silas is so damn funny in his delivery. He actually reminds me of Jimmy Valiant on the mic. Kerry Morton says that TS6 will not be defending the titles tonight. However, we hear the sounds of “Chicken Huntin’” as JCW Commissioner Violent J comes out.

J tells TS6 that not only are they defending the belts right now, but also Silas Mason and Alex Taylor are banned from ringside. So here we go with…

JCW Tag Titles: The Southern Six vs. The Backseat Boyz

The Boyz rush in and take it right to Morton and Storm. TS6 bail to the ringside as the Boyz both make dives. Storm sidesteps as Morton grabs the other and drives the spine to the steel ringside. Morton is in full control as the match seems to officially start. Storm tags in as the champs are fully in control. Kerry keeps the pressure with a swinging neckbreaker.

One of the Boyz goes for a sunset flip, but Kerry grabs the ropes. The ref kicks Kerry’s arms away as he falls over in the sunset flip, and holy shit! The Boyz get the pinfall and win the tag titles!

What a crazy ending to the episode! Outside of the Ultimate Ellsworth, this was another solid episode of Lunacy. What JCW does well is make you want to come back to watch the next episode, so you do not miss any moments. So I will definitely be here for the next episode. 

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