BROWN'S FIVE AT 5 / Vol.3, Issue 10: SUPRISE, SURPRISE iii
- The Great Brown Hope
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Surprise yall! What? You probably thought I wasn't gonna drop my yearly surprise entrants blog huh? Welp, you were wrong, again! Let's not make this a habit. At this point, all eleven of you guys already know how this works ok? So stop thinking shit aint gonna happen, cause it's gonna happen. We at the Main Event Wrestling Network are going at it harder than ever this year. That's why this one's a whole lot later than when I usually drop this every year. But it is the third year in a row I post this type of Five at 5, so shouts out to the Main Event Wrestling Network for giving me a home to do this for this long. Happy Friday muthafuckers, and welcome back to...
Man, ALL i have seen on the world wide webernet leading up to this Rumble is nothing but complaints. Look, I get it. We can get as political as you wanna get and I will get up there with ya if you really want the smoke, but it's pro wrestling. It's gonna happen regardless. So if youre gonna watch it, watch it. If you're not, you dont have to tell the whole world about it unless you're really gonna stick to it. Just do what I do and dont put any of your money into their product til you see fit, depending on the situation and your views. And now that that's out of the way, lets talk some facken rumble and numbers shall we?
Two rumble matches in one night tomorrow night for what may be the last time. Yup, the two night rumble is gonna happen, and honestly I really dont mind it that much. Now neither Rumble match will be an excuse as to why the other matches on the card were either cut short or entirely. And you can tell more storees leading up to the Rumble, and in the process WrestleMania as well. We're getting more wrestling on TV more often and two night PPVs are the fed's way of stealing watchers that are already used to watching another promotion's show that night of the week.
So since we're at the first bus stop of the 2026 Wrestlemania tour, we're gonna gather up five, that's right FIVE surprise entrants for tomorrow's Royal Rumble matches. There's been a couple spoilers as to who is in attendance, and thankfully it didn't affect this countdown one bit.
LETS GET TO IT YALL!!
BROWN'S FIVE AT 5
VOLUME 3 / ISSUE 10
FIVE SURPRISE ENTRANTS FOR THE 2026 ROYAL RUMBLE MATCHES
5.JAKE PAUL
Hear me out yo! Jake Paul has made the trip to Saudi Arabia for the fed and other ventures. Jake Paul is also Full Time WWE Superstar Logan Paul's brother, shocker I know. Surprise spots that go to members of the extended Logan Paul universe will be the yearly norm as long as Logan "Not Wolverine" Paul is around. Jake Paul is a name that'll spark a media frenzy, especially from an event airing on ESPN at 11am Pacific Time, giving them, and others, at least 12 hours to talk about this before the day even ends. Heyman did ensure some extra help, this would make sense considering he wouldn't have to officially join The Vision and take up another spot in the ring every time The Vision shows up. Fack it, to add more fuel to the fire of this spot, have Saudi Arabia's own Fahd Tuwaiq be the one to eliminate Jake Paul.
4.PAUL HEYMAN
Y'all, did we not hear that EVERY member of The Vision would be in the Rumble match? That's right, that includes you Mr. Heyman. How Heyman fails to get his way out of this one will be a fun segment to watch. Just picture it, Roman Reigns is the only man in the ring and Paul Heyman's music hits. Heyman walks his way out with the fear of gawd in his eyes. Roman Reigns, like the shark that smelled Dory's blood, smiles devilishly awaiting his prey. Heyman is forced into the ring by Adam Pearce as Heyman begs Roman Reigns, his Tribal Chief, to spare him. Roman Reigns helps Paul to his feet, when suddenly Paul sees his life, and the last time he was Super Man Punched, flash before his eyes.
Roman Reigns eliminates Paul Heyman. Add another elimination to Our Tribal Chief's all time tally.
3.KENDAL GREY
Kendal Grey has been EVERYWHERE since signing with the fed, except AAA, at least not yet. They see something special in Grey, and so do I. Kendal Grey is a fresh face that is being molded, and quickly, for the main event. Here we have a Superstar that currently carries Evolve's Women's Championship, a brand that WWE will surely want more eyes on going forward. Kendal Grey can enter the Women's Rumble match and catch the attention of fans who don't watch Evolve or NXT on a regular basis. Grey has already proven she can hang with the best of them and will most certainly shine going up against the bigger names of the fed's extended Women's Division this Saturday. An elimination or two wouldn't be a bad thing neither, and now's the perfect time to introduce her to a bigger audience.
2.DR.BRITT BAKER, D.M.D.
We need a doctor, someone call us a doctor. Not Doctor Doom, not Doctor Dre, and certainly not Doctor Pepper. I'm talking bout Doctor Britt Baker. Have they freed Britt Baker? I'm not sure, but that's the fun of a surprise appearance. Maybe not everyone wants the whole world to know what their next move will be. Baker's one of those names that would make an instant impact upon arrival, without going through NXT first. A big time Superstar that can still get her shine on, Britt would fit in well with the current Women's Division. Multiple dream feuds could become reality with the proper booking, and a big time name like Britt Baker would add a little extra credibility, and experience, to the division. Britt Baker enters the Rumble and single handedly eliminates Nia Jax, the opponent she faced in her sole WWE appearance, to the approval of everyone, even me. I wanna see Britt Baker get her due, and I wanna see her on a Wrestlemania stage some day, a surprise entrance in the Women's Rumble match will make a great start. Hey, it can happen.
1.JACY JAYNE
Jacy Jayne has been in quite a few stables and teams throughout her tenure with NXT. And in every situation she has either come out the sole survivor or the most successful. Check the stats and the facts. Jacy Jayne is a special Superstar that managed to make it through three separate phases of NXT, similar to Angelo Dawkins. Jacy Jayne has IT, and it didn't take her long to find IT, they just decided to stretch IT out on NXT while they could. But it's time for her to take her well deserved place in the stars with the main roster. You don't need to thrust her into the main roster, especially not now during Wrestlemania season. Let her make her grand main roster debut during the Women's Rumble match, then book her for the Women's Elimination Chamber match. If it works, Jacy Jayne officially debuts the night after WrestleMania weekend. You only get SO MANY chances to get it right, this is one of them.
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