PreGame with Brown: WrestleMania 41 Night 1
- The Great Brown Hope
- 4 days ago
- 7 min read
Ay waddup yo! We're gonna keep the intro short cause the excitement has become too much, oh much too much. But i do hope this finds you well and ready for this coming weekend cause I know I am. Keep doing you pimp juice.
Welcome to!
Welcome to a new series with your boy The Great Brown Hope. I realized I didn't have a predictions style series so I figured why the fack not. And what better way to kick off this new series than with WrestleMania 41.
WrestleMania is literally here as we are only days away from the biggest colossal tussle known to all across the globe. The show of shows, the creme de la creme, the only weekend bigger than any two holidays, paid or non-paid, that choose to tag against it. A full season of WWE programming has essentially built up to this spectacle of a season finale.
Feuds will either end or evolve into something greater. Superstars, whether in victoree or defeat, will become immortal as their names become etched in the Halls of WrestleMania greatness.
Let's get right to it yall and run through the Day 1 (it's just me uce) card.
PRE-GAME WITH BROWN : Round 1
WrestleMania 41 Night 1
JADE CARGILL VS. NAOMI
I gotta say, this whole time Jade Cargill has been with WWE, they have truly treated her like a SuperStar. Her booking has seen her pick up dominant victories in singles and tag team competition. And after being put on the shelf by a mysterious attacker who was later revealed to be Naomi, Jade Cargill has returned with even more star power en route to WrestleMania. On the other hand, you have a proven, well established, now veteran, newer and meaner Naomi. Naomi has spent more than a decade honing and perfecting her craft and manages to continue to blossom into something even greater that she is just beginning to tap into. A loss wouldn't hurt neither of these competitors as this is a blood feud that'll surely carry on at least one more premium live event, or two. With that in mind, I see Naomi picking up the win here after interference from a returning Tamina, setting up a follow up match at the next PLE. Whether or not Bianca Belair backups Cargill depends on if she wins the belt or not.
Winner:
Naomi via Pinfall
US HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
LA KNIGHT(c) VS. JACOB FATU
The Knight not from Los Angeles has a hell of a task ahead of him, for he can never get away from the Bloodline. On his second stint as the champion of these United States, Knight's popularity amongst the WWE Universe collective continues to rise in stock as he remains one of the top stars in the biz today. However, Jacob Fatu is an absolute beast that will surely derail the LouisiAna Knight Express, singlehandedly. This will be one sided bout til Solo Sikoa gets involved and possibly costs Fatu his chance at leaving Vegas with the strap. LA Knight wins by shenanigans but loses the title to Fatu on the April 25th episode of Smackdown.
Winner:
LA Knight via DQ
REY MYSTERIO VS. EL GRANDE AMERICANO
Why Rey Mysterio has a WrestleMania match and no one else in LWO does is truly a crime. But here we are.
Why this isn't a Mask vs Mask, Lucha de Apuestas match is also a crime. But here we are.
Whether or not that is Chad Gable behind the mask is yet to be proven, but then again I have never seen Chad Gable and El Grande Americano in the same ring at the same time. Maybe they're saving that for next year's WrestleMania. Anyway, El Grande Americano picks up the easy win over Mysterio cause it's what The Great Brown Hope wants. No outside interference or distractions, just two pro grapplers grappling out for bragging rights.
Winner:
El Grande Americano via Pinfall
WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
WAR RAIDERS(c) VS. THE NEW DAY
War Raiders have always been a force to wreckon with, having also shown they can hang in singles competition when needed to. After an impressive solo run by Ivar, Erik would return and it wouldn't be long before they carried tag Gold again. And while the War Raiders have had a succesful title run, The New Day had been in the background in the midst of a breakup only to realize their new, true potential. The New Day has become the mean fighting machine they needed to be to continue to keep up with today's star teams. While also worthy in solo battle, The New Day has always exceled as a unit, and that's with or without Big E Langston. Their work as of late is to be recognized, acknowledged, appreciated, and truly worthy of another tag team title reign. This will be the match of the night, with two veteran teams sparring it out under the biggest lights the fed has to offer. Kingston and Woods will of course resort to their newfound, dirtier anticts to secure a victory and another reign. Say it with me y'all...
NEW...DAY...ROCKS!
Winner:
The New Day (New Champions) via Pinfall
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
GUNTHER(c) VS. MAIN EVENT JEY USO
Boy oh boy does the IWC turn on someone fast. I had never seen this much this distate towards a Rumble winner than when Batista won 11 years ago. Was it because people wanted to see John Cena vs Gunther? Cause looking at the current card for both nights, Cena got a World Title match anyway. Or was it that the IWC as a whole wanted someone else to win? Welp, it don't matter one bit. Main Event Jey Uso will main event WrestleMania (again) against a foe he has not been capable of conquering. A storee book ending says The Yeetmaster walks out as the new World Heavyweight Champion. But does this storee really need that type of ending? Gunther knows Main Event Jey Uso's arsenal and will have an answer for anything and everything Uso dishes out. This match could mirror the beatdown that Jimmy Uso received at the hands of the Ring General for dissing him. Gunther is the favorite to win, Jey Uso's odds of winning aren't in his favor. But Main Event Jey Uso got heart, the same heart that we witnessed drive him against Roman Reigns during their first encounters before Reigns' monumental reign. That's the Main Event Jey Uso that will win this match. But if it wasn't enough to defeat Roman Reigns, will it be enough to be Gunther? Can he win? If he refuses to stay down, Jimmy Uso just may be moved to throw in the towel for him one more time.
Winner:
Gunther via Knock Out
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
TIFFANY STRATTON(c) VS. CHARLOTTE FLAIR
Ask anyone what time it is and they'll tell you it's Tiffy Time. And whilst it's been a good reign, Tiffy's time just may up sooner rather than later. Not bashing on Tiff and her stint with the strap at all as she will be involved in the Women's main event scene for years to come. Tiffany Stratton has gathered a strong following that continues to grow and will have no problem showing up and showing out at the show of shows. Tiffany chasing the strap against the most hated talent on the Women's roster is what will assist her in recruiting more followers to her cause. Charlotte will give Tiffany a run for her money and teach her a thing or two about main eventing a WrestleMania match and will elevate Tiffany's status and stock. Charlotte wins via submission after dodging Tiff's moonsault finisher and applying the Figure Eight Leg Lock. NORTH CAROLINA! COME ON AND RAISE UP!
Winner:
Charlotte Flair (New Champion) via Submission
SETH ROLLINS VS. ROMAN REIGNS VS. CM PUNK
How do you get three of your biggest SuperStars in one WrestleMania main event match? Simple, do the work a year ahead of time that intertwines their fates. And now look where we at yo. Seth Freakin Rollins, Our Tribal Chief Roman Reigns, and The Best in the World CM Punk will all come face to face to face in a main event bout for the ages. This one is personal, very personal, for all three of the competitors involved. Punk will want to get his hands on Rollins but so will Roman, and Roman and Punk will beat each other to near death just to get to Rollins. Rollins hates both Roman and Punk, but he hates Roman more. They will literally rip through one another to get to the other and vice versa, ifsofacto. This one will go down to the wire and will come down to Heyman's involvement or lack thereof. Heyman is gonna have to pick a side. It's either Left or Right Twix, Pepsi or Coke. But if there were one more ace up the sleeve of this ever evolving feud, it's that Heyman turns on both Punk and Roman and leaves WrestleMania at Rollins' side. Worst things have happened, and no one could ever really hate Paul Heyman, not now at least. This storee wont just end after this match, there needs to be something else besides the "you beat me at WrestleMania but I bet I could beat you in a rematch" angle. Or else what do Roman, Punk, and Seth move on to after this? Paul Heyman has been a focal point of this storee since Roman allowed Bloodline 2.0 to put Paul Heyman through a table. And having Heyman in Rollins corner will surely be an interesting new angle that'll get him another World title reign for certain. Seth Rollins wins after hitting Roman Reigns with a GTS, or the Avada Kadavra for all my real Seth Rollins fans.
Winner:
Seth Rollins via Pinfall
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